impulse shopping for the poor reader

I currently have 63 items checked out from two different libraries (33 from one, 30 from the other).

I went to the library after work with two items in mind, and after an hour I came out with the above stack (if you're wondering--the two items I actually planned on checking out are at the top).

This is the poor reader equivalent of grocery shopping when you're hungry...and the sample lady is hanging around.